Hotel L&D

Maybe I'm a crazy person but I love to be in the hospital after I have had a baby. Am I the only one? I am looking forward to it like a vacation. What other time in my life do I have zero house cleaning to do, someone that makes all of my meals, asks ME if I would like a snack in the middle of the day, brings me my baby and takes them away so I can sleep with the push of a button, all the time in the world to read/nap/watch tv/do whatever I feel like doing? Granted, it's the most expensive hotel I've ever stayed in and the food is certainly not the best I've had but it is two glorious days of nothing but getting taken care. I can't wait :)

What am I supposed to do with this?

My kids have awkward hair until at least 2 years old. There, I said it. Please don't laugh too hard at Lucy when you see her, we are working on it.