Projectile Vomiting at the Public Library

So for family night tonight we went to the library to let Izzy check out a few new books. Izzy and I had had a pretty rough day because she decided she didn't need a nap (even though after she had sat in her room for over an hour trying to take a nap she came out and exclaimed, "Mom, I had a great nap", I know, I know, we need to do a family night on telling the truth). So she was pretty much exhausted and fell asleep on the way to the library. When we got there she woke up but was basically walking around like she was drunk. We went and sat on the little couches and she picked a book for Sean to read, then she says, "my tummy hurts", so Sean picks her up to put her on his lap and then all of a sudden out comes the nastiest, smelliest, puke that I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of puke this last five months. Poor Izzy puked all over Sean and the couch and the floor of the library. So we all run to the bathroom, covered in puke, where she pukes again all over the bathroom floor. We tried to clean up but the library had no paper towels, I had no wipes, no change of clothes for Izzy like I usually do. We told the librarian about all the puke on our way out and said we were really sorry but she was not happy and was not hiding it either. I guess there's really no way to apologize for puking all over the library. Izzy's fine now though, I think it probably had something to do with her lunch meat of choice, bologna.

This is the first time Izzy has really thrown up, like grown up throw up, and it made me REALLY excited for all the many years to come of cleaning up puke for all my future kids to come. Some things in my mom job description are not quite as glamorous as I would like :)